So assinine....

Wow...if you read all the comments its silly and quite sad. That 'rendition' of pure gayness and plea for shock value was wickedly crappy and so amateur. Disgustingly disgusting and moderately pukable (kind of like 'christian side hug' but worse). I say Adam Lambert is a witch and should be floated down the river with honey on his cock and left for the fleas and ticks. Gay rights? more like STUPID! I pity the fool who deems himself righteous for the goodness of the world.

http://gawker.com/5411930/dear-adam-lambert-were-sorry-we-asked-you-to-be-too-gay-for-gma?skyline=true&s=x

I'm gonna go marinate in my own 'hetero' vomit now.

pre Thanksgiving puke....

See this link...embrace the disaster that lies ahead. It's the good old fashioned train wreck that you can't stop watching...or the guy that you work with who has his ass crack hanging out ALOT, but you can't stop looking (well, I can't anyway). If you're not a Christian but your thinking it over...and I know you are, then here's the new BEST reason to be!! Christian 'side hugs' are all the rage! And, why wouldn't they be? They are fun and enjoyable and not bad if you're married...apparently! Give this a watch and then you are allowed to go puke....

http://blogs.westword.com/backbeat/2009/11/freaky_friday_christian_side_h.php

the best rhetorical.....REALLY?

If I were to touch myself, where would it be?

Always loved this album cover!

I would like to think somewhere exotic , like a little boat in Venice Italy (man rowing the boat...Gondola?) What? Maybe in the warmth of the hot springs in Colorado...well, don't judge me. possibly on a dock at lake El Salto in Mexico while watching my friends fish...sounds creepy and is, but its my deal so pretend that they can't see me...okay now your thinking about it and that's creepy too.

Where is one place that you want to go...anywhere? Maybe you've bee there before and have great memories...possibly you have seen pictures and are utterly amazed (like Iowa or something). Go there! make it a goal in life and go. And when you get there maybe you'll touch yourself...or someone nearby! You choose.

This is seriously a good article about rhetorical analysis...

This is different than the silly arrangements of rhetorical humor, yet it serves a good purpose for having conversation with others in which you may not agree or understand one another...at least from the beginning. Maybe you don't even care to understand someone elses point of view, but when you get clouded how can you react in a more sensative manor?! Read on and be enlightened...I mean, what the heck else do you have to do anyway (especially if your reading this blog to begin with)?

http://www.drw.utexas.edu/roberts-miller/handouts/rhetorical-analysis

I should probably re-read and get to the end before I endorse something good (IMO), but who the hell really cares...thats rhetorical BTW!

AN UNSUSPECTED FACT

If down his throat a man should choose
In fun, to jump or slide,
He'd scrape his shoes against his teeth,
Nor dirt his own inside.
But if his teeth were lost and gone,
And not a stump to scrape upon,
He'd see at once how very pat
His tongue lay there by way of mat,
And he would wipe his feet on that!

Edward Cannon.

Here I sit broken hearted...

Are "shit" and "get off the pot" my only two choices?

Hosea 3:1 (proof God is funny stuff!)

The LORD said to me,
"Go, show your love to your wife again,
though she is loved by another and is an adulteress.
Love her as the LORD loves the Israelites,
though they turn to other gods
and love the sacred raisin cakes."

I know it's not a question, but it should be.

God doesn't make mistakes...but He sure makes funny stuff up!